I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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- menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK
- Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits.
“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.”
so obviously this is funny because it’s so ridiculous because this would basically never happen
and I can’t believe we live in a world where this scenario is so unlikely that it’s a joke